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The Lighter Side


August 11, 2021

Ahh, the Olympics. When it's time to forget about politics, cheating, celebrity worship, drug abuse and other societal dysfunctions in order to focus on the nobler aspects of humanity.

The reason the Americans always win gold at the shooting events in the Olympics is because they practice at the best schools.

The Olympics in Tokyo were so complete, they had athletes representing over 200 Biden tax havens.

Suntanning is not an Olympic sport because the best you can ever get is bronze.

The Olympic events I think I could compete in include: Extreme lurking, marathon sleeping, rhythmic eati...

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