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The Lighter Side


It's been so hot this June, everybody's common sense about what to keep covered has totally evaporated.

A heat wave? In the summer? But that NEVER happens! Except every year. At this exact time, since forever.

Summer heat is proof that Mother Nature is Menopausal.

I'm pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan's anus.

This heat wave is brutal! Not only is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, but you can use your mailbox as a toaster oven.

It's summer time, but of course you'd never know it with all the kids inside playing video games.

It's summ...

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