Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight? I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.
Teenager: Treated like children, but expected to act like adults.
I wonder if Chinese tourists get angry when they buy a souvenir from America, only to find out it was made in China.
Teenager: Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse, but not for the math test tomorrow.
I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I'm still at school.
Teenager: I'm a smart person, I just do stupid things.
I don't need Google, my teenager knows everything.