The Lighter Side

I have discovered the secret to a clean house ... never let your children of your husband enter it.

I always find something I've lost when I do my spring cleaning. This year, it was my mind.

I was going to clean my house, but then someone commented on my status.

I'd do spring cleaning, but then I'd just have to turn around and do it again next spring.

Honey, we need to do Spring cleaning more often. I just found three eight track tapes under the couch.

Someone sent me an email about using Vodka for cleaning around the house. It Worked! The more vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked.

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