I read your column and couldn't read it well because I couldn't see the page for the tears welling up in my eyes......and then my friend called and asked if I had read it and we both laughed over it again.
Well, later in the day I was doing my Bible reading of five chapters a day in the Old Testament and five chapters in the New Testament in the LIVING version this year. You need to read Deuteronomy 23:13. That is where I was reading, no lie, that day and couldn't help but think of your article. Too funny... check it out ….
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