Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

Sure, sure, being on the nice list might get you more presents, but I can tell you that being on the naughty list has its' own rewards.

On the first day of the new term, Bob & Sally got a note from their son's teacher which read: "If you promise not to believe all that your son says happens at school, I promise not to believe everything your son says is happening at home."

Timmy knew he had been naughty this year, so he needed to try a different strategy with his letter to Santa this year. "Dear Santa, so what I have done this year may not have been really 'good', but I'm pretty sur...