The Lighter Side
July 15, 2020
If anyone needs a ride to 2021, I'm leaving tomorrow.
The next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"
Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the "M" is silent.
I don't understand why they are having so many delays in testing. The whole country would be tested by midnight if Chick-fil-A was running the drive thru test centers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's just your common sense leaving your body.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.