The Lighter Side

People have expressed how much they enjoy the inclusion of some humor on our pages, so we’re going to keep it going with this set of jokes sent in to us by math students from Pearl City.

What are teachers when they're taking attendance?

(Absent-minded!)

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?

(Because they'll never meet)

How do the fish get to school?

(By Octobus)

Knock Knock

Who's there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil wh-

Nevermind it's pointless

Why do plants hate math?

(Because it gives them square roots.)

What does a baby computer call his father?

(DATA)

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