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Lighter Side

Great parenting lies somewhere between “Don’t do that,” and “Aww, what the hell.”

If you’ve never said, “You need to back up a little so I can wipe myself,” you don’t have kids.

Me: “Can you clear my plate please?” Toddler: “I have dreams you know.”

They say that kids will model the behavior they see, but that’s false. They’ve seen me sleep, but trying to put them down is a nightmare.

“Tax day is coming up! Are you excited, or are you going to jail?”

“Mommy, I need to wear my goggles so I don’t have to see people.”

Everybody knows how to rise children, except the people who have them.

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