Lighter Side

All the good pick up lines are taken, so … Hi, pleased to meet you.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

I’m going to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Do you have a band aid? I just scraped my knees falling for you.

Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

I thought Happiness started with an ‘H’, but mine starts with ‘U’.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Damn, you a...