March 15, 2023
May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch.
You don’t need St. Paddy’s Day to spot a leprechaun. There are plenty of strange little men everywhere you go.
I actually saw a leprechaun once. After enough green beer, you see all kinds of stuff.
The luck of the Irish is fine, but I prefer the scowl of the crabby.
It’s easy to get people dancing at parties. Just hold up the line for the bathroom.
So, if St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland, I wonder if I could get him to stop by our office?
I might be Irish, but if you pinch me...