Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

I have to be careful how I word this because there are kids reading this right now …

Do you know the classic joke women tell about how men have a false sense of proportion? You know, men tend to think that things are “bigger” than they actually are?

Well, this has nothing to do with anything sexual, so get that idea out of your head, but the axiom was proven in our house this past week.

You see, we have in our family room a television that sat on a cabinet at the far end between two windows. The cabinet, is where we store all of the grandkid’s toys, so they end up making the ent...