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The Holidays are exhausting – pretending to like you people is hard work.

Every family has one weird relative … If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.

The 3 stages of man are 1) He believes in Santa Claus, 2) He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, and 3) He is Santa Claus.

What really scares me about Halloween is knowing that all of the family holidays are coming up.

Every year I make sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner … it’s the easiest way to save on Christmas gifts.

May none of your true feelings slip out this Thanksgiving dinner.

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