Lighter Side

Rake leaves or move … I can’t decide.

I could spend a week camping, but I’m pretty sure I can swallow several bugs just hanging around my yard.

That fact that self-raking yards do not exist is what I call a scientific failure.

You can bury any number of headaches in a garden.

Keeping up with my yardwork requires a lot of blood, sweat and beers.

Leaf blower: Loudly making yardwork some else’s problem since the 1960s.

I’m not into lawn care. With me it’s more like lawn don’t care.

In Britain, they call it Autumn, from the French word “Automne” and later the Latin “Autumnus...