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I’m thinking about doing a little work on my lawn but I can’t decide … concrete or gravel?

My husband gardens in the nude … it’s a lot more effective than a scarecrow.

Keeping up with my yardwork requires a lot of blood, sweat and beers.

Personally, I’d like to use my weed whacker on the guy who starts mowing his lawn at 8 am.

They might call them “organic” vegetables, but what they really mean is “grown in poop.”

I would have mowed my lawn earlier, but the neighborhood petition was late this year.

I’m not big into lawn care. I’m more into lawn don’t care.

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