Point To Ponder

I usually know exactly what I’m going to write about for my column, but every once-in-awhile, I do try and get a second opinion. So, when in doubt, I call my attorney.

“Hey, it’s me. I have a question.”

“Why do I think this is going to be dangerous?”

“What’s the statute of limitations on destroying a mailbox?”

“You did what?”

“I never said I did it. But let’s just say - hypothetically - that I knew someone who was, well, accidentally, ... somehow, ... possibly, ... involved in destroying a mailbox back when they were a kid.”

“And this hypothetical person...