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Coffee – the most important meal of the day.

Sometimes I wake up and think, “Maybe I won’t have coffee today.” Then I laugh and laugh because it’s good to tell yourself funny jokes in the morning.

It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee, it’s “procaffinating”.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

At over $2, a cup of Jo should at least go by “Joseph”.

Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee … it’s called sleeping.

Now serving coffee – otherwise known as liquid sanity and motivation, topped with hope.

Every morning I finish my...