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The Lighter Side

 

February 2, 2022



Some people have a backyard that is a sanctuary for relaxation and reflection … I’ve got a giant dog toilet that I have to mow.

I think I might be living in the wrong neighborhood. As I was getting ready to go cut the grass, the Homeowners Association called to remind me there’s no shirtless lawnmowing for people past the age of 45.

Of course we can afford it. A $500,000 house with a 30 year mortgage only costs 6 cents a minute.

The key to home buying is location! You’ll need the money located in your savings account, you’ll need the money located in your checking account, and...



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