January 26, 2022
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, you lost a pigeon.
Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks … I didn’t want to interrupt her.
People say I’m condescending … that means I talk down to people.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
Wanna know how many Germans it takes to screw in a lightbulb? One, they’re very efficient … and not very funny....