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I told my date to text me when she got home … she must be homeless.

The only thing I keep thinking of while looking at all of the online dating options is, “My God, I’m going to be single my entire life.”

The only thing good about online dating is that I get to meet and break up with someone without ever leaving the house.

Based on the content of your online dating profile, I’m guessing literacy is not one of the characteristics we share.

If you’re afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping, you should try online dating.

I wish I was remotely like the perso...