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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

My New Year’s resolution is to lose just enough weight so my belly doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth.

The end of the year is a good time to get rid of stuff. I started weeks ago by cleaning out my checking account.

I hope you’re not too exhausted from your annual visit to the gym on New Year’s Day.

I don’t know when or how alcoholic beverages became such a big part of New Year’s celebrations. But me likey!

It’s New Year’s Eve and I’m filled with optimism … which...