Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

You mean Christian Bale is the name of a real person? I always thought that was what you called the people who left church early.

School didn't work out for Johnny. The three things he learned were texting without looking; sleeping without getting caught, and team work on tests.

I'm a very tolerant man ... except when it comes to holding a grudge.

I don't always watch HGTV, but when I do, I want to slap every spoiled, picky home buyer I see.

All these men bitching about wearing a face mask ... try wearing a bra for a week in August.

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm cra...