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The Lighter Side

 

November 10, 2021



I'm not saying the girl is stupid, but when she was driving to Disneyland and saw the sign that said, "Disneyland Left" she turned around and went home.

A commuter was driving to work when he got a call from his wife on his Bluetooth. "Be careful, honey," she said. "The radio said there's a manic driving on the wrong side of the freeway." "One maniac?" he replied. "There are thousands of them!"

When people say, "You're going to regret that in the morning." I sleep until noon ... because I'm a problem solver.

The bumper sticker on the car in front of me read: "Honk if you love Jesus. Text...



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