The Lighter Side

My boss told me to have a good day ... so I went home.

The best way to criticize my boss is very, very quietly so he can't even hear you.

I was told I needed to be more productive in the office, so I'm working on my resume.

I'd tell my boss to go jump in the lake, but he'd probably just delegate that to me.

I never used to believe in life after death, but after you left yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here into the office looking for you.

I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and my boss said, "Sure, if I made up the time." So I said, "Great it's twenty past fo...