The Lighter Side

Marriage can be fun some of the time. The trouble is, you're married all of the time.

A box of chocolates is calling me ... which is more than my last boyfriend ever did.

I still consider myself a passionate, sexy man ... now if I could just find someone else who shared that opinion.

I'll never forget the first words I learned from my dad ... or the taste of the bar of soap my mom used shortly afterwards.

I never judge a man by his appearance. It's what's inside his wallet that counts.

No, honey, I'm not hard of hearing ... I've just heard enough.

My mom taught me the secret to attracting m...