Lighter Side

Why is it that when you blow in your dog's face, he gets mad. But when you take him for a ride in the car, the first thing he does when you begin to drive is stick his head out the window.

Dogs need a license, but cats don't ... because cats don't drive, or hunt, or protect anything other than their personal space.

I've decided to handle every stressful situation like a dog. If I can't eat it or play with it, then I'll just pee on it and walk away.

I bought a fish tank the other day ... now my cat has his own tv.

Really? You bought a dog? That's so cute. Personally, I've decided to raise a...