September 1, 2021
Why is it that when you blow in your dog's face, he gets mad. But when you take him for a ride in the car, the first thing he does when you begin to drive is stick his head out the window.
Dogs need a license, but cats don't ... because cats don't drive, or hunt, or protect anything other than their personal space.
I've decided to handle every stressful situation like a dog. If I can't eat it or play with it, then I'll just pee on it and walk away.
I bought a fish tank the other day ... now my cat has his own tv.
Really? You bought a dog? That's so cute. Personally, I've decided to rai...