August 18, 2021
You know when a joke becomes a Dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket ... you can hide, but you can't run.
Yesterday I ate a clock ... it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger ... then it hit me.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? ... An investigator.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
I also have a fear of elevators, but...