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No man who is married and has daughters can ever have too big of an ego … they simply won’t allow it.

When they were little, I can still remember the girls and my wife talking about how they could play pin the nose on the pumpkin using my belly when I was dressed in an orange Freeport soccer flannel one day.

But the worst was one night when I was sitting on the couch watching television and Caitlin began poking my belly and commented, “Wow, you poke it here and it jiggles all the way over there.”

“You know what that is,” my wife immediately added. “That’s called wave prop...