July 28, 2021
At this point, I would feel safer if the Coronavirus held a press conference to tell us how it's going to save us from the government.
Sitting here in quarantine I stop and think about all of the goods time when I wasn't in quarantine but still never left my house.
I could tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you'd have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
My refrigerator just groaned, rolled its' eyes and hissed at me ... "Not you again!"
I miss the days when you sneezed and people would be polite and say "Bless you." Now, if I sneeze they say, "Get the hell away from me!"