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Camping – where you spend a small fortune in order to live like a homeless person.

What do bears call campers in sleeping bags ... soft tacos.

My wife says that camping is a family tradition. I told her, "Yes, it was a tradition in every family until they invented the house."

I slept like a dog last night ... I woke up on the campfire.

Camping is the only vacation where you work harder preparing meals and caring for your living space then you do when inside your own house.

First rule of camping ... Set up the camp before you start drinking.

Camping: Because who doesn't want to risk...