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The Lighter Side


Every time I go to the public pool, I feel like I'm marinating in pee and Band-aids.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. So, I gave him a glass of water.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the lake swimming contest. The brunette came in first, the redhead was second, but the blonde took forever to reach the shore. Finally, when she arrived, tired and exhausted and needed to be revived with blankets and somet...

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