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I've figured out a way to get my teenage son to cut the grass. I told him to think of the lawn mower like a giant joystick, and he has to cut down the evil tall grass army until it's all gone, but he loses points if he cuts one of his mother's flowers.

Neighbor law #1 – Cut your grass at 7:00 am on a Saturday morning and your neighbors will know which house to egg and toilet paper first this Halloween.

Neighbor Law #2 – The first person to cut their grass in the Spring establishes Dad dominance in the eyes of all of the wives, and a curse from every other Dad or teenage kid who now ha...



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