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Pick Up Lines You may, or may not, want to use ...

Dang girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

I should call you Google, because you have everything I'm looking for.

I'm not actually this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

I know we're not socks, but I think we'd make a gre...



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