The Lighter Side
February 17, 2021
The reason you never see elephants hiding in trees is because they're so good at it.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket ... you can hide, but you can't run.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
It may look like I'm having deep thoughts, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what I'm going to eat later.
Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting him for Christmas because he felt his presents.
A boomerang that won't come back is not a boomerang ... it's a stick.
Why did the M&M go to school? (It wanted to be a Smartie)
What do you call a fish without eyes?...