The Lighter Side

I'm spending Valentine's Day with my true love ... food.

Women refer to it as Valentine's Day ... Men have another name for it ... Extortion Day.

Valentine's Day is just a harsh reminder that I am forever alone.

Valentine's Day was created because love isn't quite complicated enough as it is.

Hey, if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day, don't be sad ... Most people don't have Aids on World Aids Day either.

I used to be sad on Valentine's Day because nobody loved me. But then I realized – nobody loves me on the other days of the year either.

Valentine Cards we'd like to see:

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