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The Lighter Side

 

January 27, 2021

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What Comes Out Of The Mouths Of Kids ...

"My name is Liz. Short for Lizard. NOT Elizabeth."

I was frustrated while working on my computer the other day, and my three year old daughter says," Why don't you tell me all about it mom?"

When my daughter saw a special on television where they said owls were nocturnal, she turned to me and said, "Wow, I didn't know owls were not turtles."

Today, I asked a kindergartener if Friday was his favorite day of the week. He responded, "I don't know. I don't know a lot of things. I'm confused all the time."

My two year old...



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