The Lighter Side

I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine because it also makes Viagra. If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.

My New Year resolution was to lose weight. So far I've lost my motivation to lose weight.

I'm tired of wishing my friends peace, love and health. Blah, Blah, Blah. This year I wish you tons of sex, booze, a winning season for your favorite team and that you win the lotto!

Happy New Year! Don't forget to make some resolutions you'll never keep and put up a new wall calendar you'll never look at.

I was going to quit all of my bad habits for the New Year, but then I...