Ten Worst Gift Ideas Of All Time

These are, without a doubt, the 10 worst gift ideas ever. They're so bad that you probably should stop reading right now. Just go away.

I have to do this sort of thing. Because this is a Gift Guide, so I have to consider not only the best gift ideas, but also the worst. Those terrible, lousy, outrageously stupid gifts that somehow still end up being gifted.

But you, dear reader, you do not have to consider all gifts, so you are free to leave.

And leave you should.

Avoid these bad presents.

These gifts are so unspeakably bad that if you proceed you may...