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The Lighter Side

 

September 30, 2020

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I just thought of a cool practical joke ... go out and buy a Dollar Store skeleton for Halloween and bury it in a shallow grave under your new deck. In about 30 years it will really be funny when the new owner of your house digs it up when he's rebuilding your deck.

Losing weight doesn't seem to be working so from now on I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.

Of course kids are going crazy! Their teacher now drinks, swears, can smack their butt and they can't complain to anybody because she's also sleeping with the principal.

I don't say "Have a nice day," because it sounds too frie...



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