The Lighter Side

I'm going to call my Mom and ask if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.

Whatever you must do today ... Do it with the confidence of a four year old wearing a Batman cape!

When I dunk my cookies in milk I think of you ... then hold them under until the bubbles stop.

In the future, when my grandkids ask me about 2020 when the world was tragically out of toilet paper ... I plan to tell them that we had to drag our butts across the grass ... uphill ... both directions ... in the snow!

What really sucks now is that Corona is still a thing during allergy season. I can't te...