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The Lighter Side

 

August 19, 2020

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First it was "alcohol kills Covid." Then "Heat may kill Covid." Now "Direct sunlight may kill Covid." So if you see me outside in my yard drunk, naked and lying in the sun, mind your own business! I'm conducting important medical experiments.

Whoever said one person cannot change the world never ate an undercooked bat.

I promised myself I'd do something different today. So I'm sitting at the other end of the couch.

I can't wait for all of this to be over so I can go back to social distancing on my own terms.

I'm not saying this pandemic has been hard on me, but right now I look like...



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