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The Lighter Side


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Sometimes I like to be alone with my thoughts doing absolutely nothing. It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just pro-me.

Do not take life too seriously ... you will never get out of it alive.

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so my wife knows I'm not dead.

If I had ten chocolate chip cookies, and you took half of them, do you know what you'd have? That's right, a black eye and broken fingers.

Life is hard ... but it's a lot harder if you're stupid.

If Cinderella's glass slipper fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?

I get paid to be nice at work. I'm not sure why my fa...

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