Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

Remember kids: Don't play with fireworks. Let the adults who have been drinking all day set them off.

Nothing says, "Let's celebrate America" quite like drinking beer and playing with explosives.

You know Stevens, if our Founding Fathers had spent a little more time around you, they would have probably rethought the whole "Freedom of Speech" thing.

Just a reminder, fireworks look even more amazing when you're not constantly checking your cellphone.

The 5th of July: The day when all of the Facebook addicts upload identical pictures of their local fireworks in black and white onto the loc...