The Lighter Side

I wonder if clouds ever look down at us and say, "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

Why is it after I push "one" for English, I still can't understand the person on the other end?

Girls who say "A lot of guys are after me," should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or are living it to the fullest.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the who...