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The Lighter Side

 

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After being torn down, beheaded and pushed into storage - the number of statue assault cases has been climbing as the statues seem to be fighting back.

We hadn't run our "lighter side" feature in a while, and heard about it – so ... here ya go!

Once they come out with a Cornovirus vaccine, I don't want to see any of you antivaxxers getting one. Don't be a hypocrite!

My prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in nine months, and then one day in 2033, we will see the rise of the "Quaranteens"!

Has it occurred to anybody else that every single disaster movie ever made always starts with the government ignoring some scientist who is trying to warn them?

Quarantine Diary:

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and...



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