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The Lighter Side

 

April 29, 2020



I’m gonna ask my mother if that offer to slap me into next year is still on the table.

Until further notice, the days of the week are now called, “Thisday, Thatday, Otherday, Someday, Yesterday, Today and Nextday.”

This quarantine made me realize that I have no real hobbies other than going out to eat and spending money.

If you thought the toilet paper thing was crazy, just wait until 300 million people all want a haircut appointment.

Yesterday, my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today, I’m putting the cockroa...



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