Village Voices - We don't write papers, we build scrapbooks

The Lighter Side


April 22, 2020

(Thank you to our readers for sending these in … please keep them coming! Dan put a * next to the ones he liked the most.)

- In another two weeks we’ll know everybody’s true hair color.

- I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing...

- 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

- The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

- *You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschoole...

For access to this article please sign in or subscribe.


Reader Comments(0)


Powered by ROAR Online Publication Software from Lions Light Corporation
© Copyright 2021