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April Fool

 

Pritzker Ousted

In a remarkable move, Springfield has kicked out Governor Pritzker and his entire leadership cabinet.

"With all of the issues we are facing right now, there was no way we could continue under the present administration," cited sources who wished to remain anonymous.

"We are in desperate need of leadership that will listen to the people who put them in office, would never do anything to harm their constituency, and have proven to be intelligent, responsible and compassionate towards the plight our citizens are facing right now," the release continued.

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