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Normally, I try not to make use of any of the jokes floating around on the internet. Few of them tickle me like real life situations, and most people have already heard them and passed them on to friends anyway.

But my wife sent me a goody, and because she sent it – I figure she can’t get mad at me for simply passing along what she started.

Anyway, it was entitled Women, as explained by engineers. (Enjoy)

1 – To find a woman you need time and money.

Therefore: Women = Time X Money

2 – “Time is Money” Therefore:

Time = Money

3 – Therefore:

Woman = Money X Money (Or money sq...